Reasons why it's ok for me to eat at KFC

• It's the only food around here that doesn't make me nauseous when I smell it.
• It's only temporary while I'm travelling.
• I'm still experiencing new and exotic cuisines because I can't eat at KFC at home because it's not halal there.
• It's got chicken in it which is good for me, right?
• It's cheap.
• It's 'Finger lickin good!' apparently.
• It's not McDonalds.
• It's my research for the sequel to the film 'Super-size me', to be called 'Super-size me II: Fully Loaded'.
• It's quite tasty actually.